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Success is the best Revenge
Lexi: ψυχοπομπός, 21, student, a secret comedian under all of my sarcasm. Slytherin, Winchester-wannabe, and an undercover fangirl.
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Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
sarah paulson as a doctor
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

kitachka:

Lol


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Most physicists would kill a bus full of nuns to get funding these days.
Actual physics teacher (via physicswithbalzer)

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

monobeartheater:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

ten minutes wtf it takes me 4 hours to shave

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

amythegeek:

honorized:

lotsofblueberry:

theywillseeuswaving:

heycatlin:

he’s great at blending in
until you drag him
or reblog him
(maybe, depending on your layout)

I ALMOST STARTED CRYING

DAYM Looks hella cool

BLESS THIS

I STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN OH MY GOSH

amythegeek:

honorized:

lotsofblueberry:

theywillseeuswaving:

heycatlin:

he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

I ALMOST STARTED CRYING

DAYM Looks hella cool

BLESS THIS

I STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN OH MY GOSH